omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

travelingwithamadman:

this fucked me up

ceedotlove:

jasonfnsaint:

The Sandlot Reunion - July 24th, 2013

Omg

b00tiusmaximus:

My motto

Two - Headed Boy Part 2
Neutral Milk Hotel
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea
1,025 plays

bblackcats:

And in my dreams you’re alive and you’re crying,
As your mouth moves in mine, soft and sweet.
Rings of flowers round your eyes and I love you,
For the rest of your life (when you’re ready).

THE LION KING Australia: cast sing Circle of Life on flight home from Brisbane 

parahershey:

topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow


Holy shit

parahershey:

topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow

Holy shit

i guess i just hung out with famous people???coool????

et-in-arkadia:

anactualbear:

xjohndeeregirlx:

Went Goat shopping today..This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.

oh my god oh my god

things to do:
goat shopping

et-in-arkadia:

anactualbear:

xjohndeeregirlx:

Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.

oh my god oh my god

things to do:

  1. goat shopping
rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.
No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

rinwolfy:

actuallyjubilationlee:

ladysarabii:

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

Minnesota what the hell

neopats:

[mom voice] targé

native-pride95:

helena-hendrix:

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

that first one 

Bitch got moon rocks he said

SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward Tentacles