Things to know for no reason.
I’m still watching this
- Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
- Dumbledore: Except for detention
- Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
- Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
- Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
- Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore
Can we just talk about this.
I mean, look at that guy in the back with the soap.
sooooo i did a cover of one of my favorite songs
(i now popped the me-singing-on-the-internet-cherry)
this is how you do cosplay correctly
This weekend in Texas.
Texas has two seasons: Death and Nightmare.
the pizza guy is gonna put tonight on his résumé
she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking